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# Garbage Day

> A newsletter about having fun online

This file provides information about Garbage Day to help large language models understand and reference this publication's content.

## Posts
- [The DOJ will go after you just because it can](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-doj-will-go-after-you-just-because-it-can): Read to the end for a cool burger fact
- [What happens when the short-form video bubble pops?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/what-happens-when-the-short-form-video-bubble-pops): Read to the end for a really good Instagram video
- [Conservatives are the new soyboys](https://www.garbageday.email/p/conservatives-are-the-new-soyboys): Read to the end for a good post about space travel
- [The wild Geese chase](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-wild-geese-chase): Read to the end for a great Bluesky post
- [Was Justin Bieber's Coachella set good?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/was-justin-bieber-s-coachella-set-good): Read to the end for a really good flowchart
- [Let's talk about slop](https://www.garbageday.email/p/let-s-talk-about-slop): Read to the end for a very good Facebook page
- [A fake war with a fake ending](https://www.garbageday.email/p/a-fake-war-with-a-fake-ending): Read to the end for a good Tumblr post
- [OpenAI bought a livestream no one watches](https://www.garbageday.email/p/openai-bought-a-livestream-no-one-watches): Read to the end for ghoulmaxxing
- [The invasion of regional MrBeast variants](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-invasion-of-regional-mrbeast-variants): Read to the end for a good Tumblr post
- [Bimbos in Trump World](https://www.garbageday.email/p/bimbos-in-trump-world): Read to the end for a very good Aprils Fools’ Day post
- [Oh, look, we're all pivoting to video again](https://www.garbageday.email/p/oh-look-we-re-all-pivoting-to-video-again): Read to the end for a really good dinosaur thread
- [Meta bad, but losing Section 230 worse](https://www.garbageday.email/p/meta-bad-but-losing-section-230-worse): Read to the end for a very motivational TikTok video
- [Everyone's very angry online right now](https://www.garbageday.email/p/everyone-s-very-angry-online-right-now): Read to the end for a truly incredible TikTok video
- [Our content is too spicy for TikTok](https://www.garbageday.email/p/our-content-is-too-spicy-for-tiktok): Read to the end for a predynastic Egyptian terracotta bowl with human feet
- [The death stranding of the video game industry](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-death-stranding-of-the-video-game-industry): Read to the end for The Peg
- [Can you use AI to make fun of AI?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/can-you-use-ai-to-make-fun-of-ai): Here's a good post about Daylight Saving Time
- [The death loop of streaming](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-death-loop-of-streaming): Read to the end for a game that will absolutely give you a headache
- [Day 17 of America’s Timothée Chalamet crisis](https://www.garbageday.email/p/day-17-of-america-s-timoth-e-chalamet-crisis): Read to the end for some Flash games
- [Ryan can't write the issue today lol](https://www.garbageday.email/p/ryan-can-t-write-the-issue-today-lol): Read to the end to find out why
- [Waging war for the lulz](https://www.garbageday.email/p/waging-war-for-the-lulz): Read to the end for Zooey Deschanel’s Crumbl Cookie review
- [Exactly how fake are livestream audiences?](https://www.garbageday.email/p/exactly-how-fake-are-livestream-audiences): Read to the end for Big Papa Huge Time
- [Meta Ray-Bans are a Cybertruck for your face](https://www.garbageday.email/p/meta-ray-bans-are-a-cybertruck-for-your-face): Read to the end for the Jigsaw agnostic
- [Sorry babe, I'm monitoring the situation](https://www.garbageday.email/p/sorry-babe-i-m-monitoring-the-situation): Read to the end for the wife emailer
- [I love you, Paramount, please buy us and go into even more debt](https://www.garbageday.email/p/i-love-you-paramount-please-buy-us-and-go-into-even-more-debt): Read to the end for a pretty good video
- [In the future there won't be anything left to vibe code](https://www.garbageday.email/p/in-the-future-there-won-t-be-anything-left-to-vibe-code): Read to the end for a very good video game
- [An endless feed of celebrities eating chicken wings](https://www.garbageday.email/p/an-endless-feed-of-celebrities-eating-chicken-wings): Read to the end for a good walking video
- [The only taboo left is copyright infringement](https://www.garbageday.email/p/the-only-taboo-left-is-copyright-infringement): Read to the end for a magical sounding supermarket freezer aisle
- [An edgelord out of time](https://www.garbageday.email/p/an-edgelord-out-of-time): Read to the end for a real bop
- [Clavicular mogged the Dimes Square jestergooners](https://www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular-mogged-the-dimes-square-jestergooners): Read to the end for a good post about aging
- [A comfort blanket for the managerial class](https://www.garbageday.email/p/a-comfort-blanket-for-the-managerial-class): Read to the end for a good focaccia recipe
- [A singular theory for the Epstein network](https://www.garbageday.email/p/a-singular-theory-for-the-epstein-network): Read to the end for a very talented octopus
- [Yes, TikTok changed and we can prove it](https://www.garbageday.email/p/yes-tiktok-changed-and-we-can-prove-it): Read to the end for some Tumblr users casting a very powerful spell
- [Clawdbot, please do a bank run](https://www.garbageday.email/p/clawdbot-please-do-a-bank-run): Read to the end for a good post about DeviantArt
- [Here's how Epstein broke the internet](https://www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how-epstein-broke-the-internet): His meeting with the founder of 4chan and his quest to profit off the end of democracy
- [We're joining the general strike](https://www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-joining-the-general-strike): Abolish ICE is not just the mainstream position, it is the only moral one
- [Meet the WannaBeasts of local TikTok](https://www.garbageday.email/p/meet-the-wannabeasts-of-local-tiktok): Read to the end for a good Bluesky post